More Than Just Hoeing

  An Asshat's Guide to Not Being a Jerk: A Comedic Look at Negative Energy What Is an Asshat, Anyway? Before we get to the good stuff, let's define our term. An asshat is more than just a person who's a jerk; they're in a league of their own. Picture this: a person whose default setting is "mildly infuriating," with a side of "doesn't get it." They are the human equivalent of a paper jam—just when you think things are running smoothly, they gum up the works for no apparent reason. Top 5 Reasons Not to Be an Asshat You're an Energy Vampire. When you walk into a room, the collective mood deflates like a sad balloon. People don't want to be around someone who makes them feel drained, annoyed, or just plain tired. Life is tough enough without someone actively making it worse. No One Cares About Your "Brilliance." An asshat's greatest weakness is often the delusion that everyone is hanging on their every word. They'll inter...

  Hurricane Prep Tips for Your Garden and Plants Tis the season... to debate if the generator runs on gas or good vibes. With that being said, here are some  ways to approach hurricane prep for your plants and garden, integrating both practical steps and spiritual optimism.  A strong connection with your garden is a beautiful thing, and it's natural to want to protect that life-giving energy from something as powerful as a hurricane. From my perspective, preparing your garden for a storm is not just about physical security; it's about setting the intention for resilience and working with the flow of nature's power rather than against it. Phase 1: Energetic & Physical Grounding (Before the Storm) Intention Setting for Your Space: Anyone can perform a small blessing for their garden. Walk through your space, lay your hands on the earth, and visualize a strong, protective shield of light surrounding it. Speak your intention out loud, asking the universe to bless ...

 This is a wonderful time of year to be in the garden! As Mid August an optimist and fellow spiritual gardener , I'm happy to share some tips that can help you connect with the natural cycles and prepare for a bountiful future harvest. Mid-August Gardening Tips : Mindful Watering : The heat of August can be intense, so watering is crucial. Water deeply and in the morning to allow the moisture to soak down to the roots and prevent fungal growth. As you water, set an intention of abundance and life. Visualize the water nourishing each plant, not just physically, but energetically, too. Acknowledge the incredible power of this simple act. Harvest with Gratitude : Your garden is likely in full swing, offering up its gifts. As you harvest, do so with a sense of gratitude. Thank the plant for its energy and sustenance. This simple act of appreciation raises your vibration and strengthens your bond with your garden. If you have an abundance of anything, consider sharing with a neighbor...

 This spread is specifically crafted to align with the metaphors of gardening, growth, and intention-setting , providing a deeply intuitive and optimistic reading. It's a six-card spread arranged in the shape of a flourishing seed or a sprouting plant. The "Soul Garden" Tarot Spread Card 1: The Seed (Center Position) This card represents the core intention or goal you are planting. It reveals the essential energy and potential of your current focus. This is the seed of your manifestation . Card 2: The Soil (Below the Seed) This card represents the environment or foundation supporting your growth. It illuminates the conditions surrounding your intention—your personal beliefs, relationships, or current circumstances. Is the soil rich and fertile, or does it need some tending? Card 3 & 4: The Nourishment (Left and Right of the Seed) These two cards represent the actions or mindsets that will nourish your growth. They are the "sun and water" you need to pro...

The Garden's Card of the Week: The High Priestess Welcome, fellow gardeners of the soul, to our weekly journey into the heart of the energetic garden! As a tarot reader and an optimist who believes in the power of conscious creation , I'm thrilled to share this week's card with you. We're pulling back the veil and stepping into the mysterious, intuitive world of The High Priestess . In the energetic garden, The High Priestess doesn't tend to the soil with a trowel or a watering can. Her work is far more subtle and profound. She reminds us that the most vital growth happens not on the surface, but in the unseen depths below. This card is a call to listen to the whispers of your intuition and to trust the inner knowing that guides your hands as you plant, prune, and harvest. Connecting with The High Priestess in Your Garden Think of your garden as a sacred space where the conscious and subconscious minds meet. The High Priestess encourages you to: Practice Intuitive ...

A Beginner's Guide to Companion Planting: A Harmonious Garden Ever found yourself in a battle against garden pests and disappointing harvests? What if the solution wasn't a chemical spray, but a simple change in who your plants hang out with? Welcome to the world of companion planting , an age-old practice where you strategically place certain plants next to each other to help them all thrive. It's about creating a harmonious, supportive garden community that is more resilient and productive than the sum of its parts. Let's dig in. The "Three Sisters" This classic example from Native American agriculture is the perfect introduction to the concept. Corn, beans, and squash are planted together for a reason: they work as a team. The tall corn stalks provide a natural trellis for the beans to climb. The beans add nitrogen to the soil, a vital nutrient that the heavy-feeding corn needs. The broad leaves of the squash plants spread out at the base, acting as ...